20  things Irish people say on holidays

 

(1) A meal for two, wine and a taxi home, how much ?

 

(2) Jaysus, it’s melten !

 

(3) It’s good to get away, but it’s great to get home again !

 

(4) If we had weather like this at home, sure we would never go anywhere !

 

(5) Where did this day come from at all ? Absolutely fabulous !

 

(6) We’ll make our own fun and make the best of it !

 

(7) What’s the weather doing at home ?

 

(8) Have you togs on under that ?

 

(9) Have you enough cream on ? Don’t come crying to me when your beetroot !

 

(10) I’d murder a Tayto sandwich !

 

(11) The feckers thought we were English !

 

(12) Would you look at the get up of your man !

 

(13) A week was’nt long enough and 2 weeks would have been too much !

 

(14) Insta - What, I suppose it’s the whole go !

 

(15) Don’t be acting the maggot, you’ll look like a dick !

 

(16) I wonder what the boys are up to now at home !

 

(17) If we were at home, what time would it be now ?

 

(18) You freckles are joining up ! Your feckin mahogany !

 

(19) What time is the match ?

 

(20) Sure your no sooner gone and your back !